Thursday, October 06, 2005

Martha Comes North

Martha Stewart's visit to beautiful, cosmpolitan Windsor, Nova Scotia will not turn into a pumpkin after all.

But she'll get to row across Lake Pesaquid in one.

Bad enough that she couldn't come for a visit while terrorists and mobsters get offered complimentary citizenship.

Worse still that a celebrity can pull rank and get in to the country just because she's a celebrity.

Worst of all, Scott Brison will try to take the credit for saving the locals' big party.

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