Clocked

According to this very fancy, very high-tech, very expensive clock it is now three years to the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver-Whistler.

The IOC could market each Winter Olympics as the last one ever because of global warming, repeat it every four years, and everybody would be foolish enough to pay even more jacked-up prices for tickets just to say they went to the last Winter Olympics before the apocalypse.

And if global warming switches to global cooling, they can take the same tack with the Summer Olympics by branding each one the last games before the next ice age.

Isn't climate change hysteria wonderful, folks?