Tuesday, May 31, 2005

The Northern Lights Have Seen Queer Sights

Yellowknife cancels Heterosexual Day

It looks like heterosexuals won't be allowed to parade through the streets of Yellowknife nearly naked on sexually explicit floats as a symbol of pride and dignity.

The city fathers should have offered a reasonable compromise: let us hold Heterosexual Day in June and you can have a Gay Pride parade in January.

Surely they can be as proud to show it all off when it's forty below as they would during the midnight sun.

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