Friday, April 21, 2006


Some men are such abject failures in life that they can't even put themselves out of their own misery. Like this suicidal methhead:

An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say.

Surgeons removed the nails with needle-nosed pliers and a drill, and the man survived with no serious lasting effects, according to a report on the medical oddity in the current issue of the Journal of Neurosurgery.

The unidentified 33-year-old man was suicidal and high on methamphetamine last year when he fired the nails -- up to 2 inches in length -- into his head one by one.

The nails were not visible when doctors first examined the man in the emergency room of an unidentified Oregon hospital a day later. Doctors were surprised when X-rays revealed six nails clustered between his right eye and ear, two below his right ear and four on the left side of his head.

This tragedy clinches the case for a national nail gun registry. We must take a different tack and hammer our politicians before a spike in the nail gun crime and accident rates starts finishing people off.

Source: Newsday

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