He was all for the creation of the Conservative Party right up until it was clear that he wouldn't be leading it.
He still can't order a hot dog in French, but don't you dare call him on it.
He says he doesn't want to be judged by his sexual preference, but he's done everything except march down the aisle with the prom king.
He also brings his own ethical challenges with insider trading to a party full of ethically challenged horse-traders.
He has the worst case of self-infatuation since Narcissus.
Bring him on!