You'd think that for all the hard work I've done on this blog, either talking up the Conservative Party or offering necessary criticism, that I'd get my fair share of the illegal third-party financing the Blogging Tories are supposed to be getting.
All this money supposedly backing us--from anonymous right-wing American donors no doubt, fundamentalist Christians oil millionaires to a man--and I haven't seen a penny.
I'm not even asking for much. Just enough to cover my high-speed internet bill for the past two months.
A two-four of Guinness?
A six-pack of Lakeport?
A double-double from Tim Horton's?