Feta Compli

Thus saith the European Union: if it's not from Greece, it's not feta cheese.

Before you know it, hamburgers not made in Hamburg and wieners not made in Vienna will have to be called some else.

And the British sausage, that great grey flavourless breakfast staple, will have to be called an emulsified high-fat offal tube

Wouldn't the Grits love to be able to stop Americans from calling their back bacon Canadian bacon?