Martha Stewart's visit to beautiful, cosmpolitan Windsor, Nova Scotia will not turn into a pumpkin after all.
But she'll get to row across Lake Pesaquid in one.
Bad enough that she couldn't come for a visit while terrorists and mobsters get offered complimentary citizenship.
Worse still that a celebrity can pull rank and get in to the country just because she's a celebrity.
Worst of all, Scott Brison will try to take the credit for saving the locals' big party.